"What about that one over there?"

"Too Fat."

"Alright, how about one of those girls in line for the bathroom?"

"I’m a little old to be opening fresh hatchet wounds. Don’t even plant the seed man… hey. Look at that."

"Maybe five years ago."

"What’s that supposed to mean? Check the Rolex and the threads. Bitches like her, they are all about the money man."

"How do you know?"

"Look who she’s talking to. Both those guys’re older and fatter than me."

"How do you know that’s not her pop and uncle?"

"Man, look at her body language. No display of affection. She’s workin’ the mines for sure man. She really thinks she’s somethin’ too. Vanity always helps."

"So she’s vain huh? Well then you two are a perfect match. She can use the glossy shine of your scalp to help re-apply her makeup."

"Cute. Need I remind you of her present company?"

"So you intend to chase a gold digger? How does this make sense?"

"I’m not trying to make her my girlfriend man. She’s just gonna take a load."

"Yeah, I got that. But she’s gonna want to get some drinks out of ya."

"Man, as far as I’m concerned the drinks are a prostitution fee. Crack whores, alchowhores, whatever, when it comes to buying sex drugs aren’t just same as cash, they’re better."

"Prostitution bordering date rape."

"There is no brute force involved man…at least not on this end. If they accept the drinks, they accept the consequences of those drinks, and if they happen to be easily persuaded during periods of intoxication, I can hardly be blamed if the situation happens to work out for me."

"I’m not sure you are fully accounting for your level of involvement in all this."

"How is this any different than pickin’ up a sloppy drunk bitch at last call?"

"Another esteemed practice."

"What’s the fuckin’ deal man? Are you savin’ yourself for your wedding night?"

"What kind of question is that? I have a penis don’t I.

"Then play some wing, and help me fuck this bitch."

"And be an accessory? I don’t think so."

"Man, what’s the worst that could happen?"

"Incarceration. Public humiliation. Getting sodomized."

"Relax man, you have heard that bad things happen to good people right? Well bad things happen to gold digging bitches too. The difference is that nobody cares."

"So you see yourself as some kind of vigilante huh? Punishing the wicked one fine piece of ass at a time."

"Well…more or less."

"What happens when you get prayed upon by karma?"

"Man, Do you mean to tell me that you actually believe in superstitious bullshit like karma? Reality check man. There is no such thing as karma. Poetic justice only occurs when one or more people are aware of it. Look around you man. Do you see any signs divine justice? No. There is no right and wrong. No good and evil. Just actors and actions."

"I’m not gonna help you victimize that girl."

"Well then fuck you man. I will do it myself. You just pussed your way out of sloppy seconds."