It was a very cold December day when Hitler came back and started his second attempt at controlling the world. It’s a day many people remember considering in changed the face of the Earth in more than one way. After all, science had found a way to bring Hitler back; not in his old body, of course not that, but they did manage to get his "spirit" into a clone of his former self. But how could this happen?

Science is always moving very fast, as everyone is well aware, and it just seems to keep getting farther and farther faster and faster. The snowball effect if you will. Well, with all the perfection of the Flash Clone technique in 2010, that is, cloning an individual in approximately two hours, the clone having all your memories until the moment you were clones, it was only inevitable that someone would try to bring someone, or something, back from the dead. Of course, without the person alive to retrieve the memory from, how could this be done?

Unfortunately, still to this day no one knows for sure exactly how they did it, but it is thought that around 2015, a group of rogue scientists, paid heavily by German extremist terrorists finally completed their feat. It was speculated that somewhere in your DNA your memories are encoded, it’s just that they are indistinguishable from anything else, or that perhaps they are in just a few of the DNA molecules. It is thought that maybe the German terrorists got a hold of at least part of, if not all of Hitler’s body. No one knows for sure, because of the mass grave robbings after Flash Cloning was perfected. Everyone wanted a piece of this possible grand awakening of science. It wasn’t just petty thieves who were after the treasures of the dead; science wanted the bodies and the DNA. It was just that these extremists figured out where the memory in the DNA was before anyone else.

Another, less credible theory is that what was left of Hitler’s brain when he committed suicide was stored away and sold to a private collector in about 2012. The most reliable of sources for this speculative story say the brain went for an upwards of 150-175 million dollars. However, as it was stated, this story is entirely speculation, and there have been many other stories about brains being kept alive and sold, such as JFK, Einstein, Walt Disney, and countless others. Almost all of these have been disproved; strangely enough, the Hitler story remains unproven one way or the other. That’s why the idea still is alive.

The last theory is that the German government themselves kept the body frozen, in hopes that something like this would be possible; of course, this implicates the government in this new Zombie Hitler’s rise to power and subsequent actions, which many people are not willing to do unless more conclusive evidence can be found. As it stands now, Zombie Hitler is in control, and the old government and it’s officials are dead in the water.

It is thought that right after he was created/revived, they spent between one and three years being taught about the new technology and the recent history of the world. Obviously, in his day he was a great military leader, and it is safe to assume that he took to the new military and tactics very quickly and without much trouble. However, this is all speculation, as he or anyone he has interacted with has never been interviewed by a completely reputable source.

However, some unauthorized interviews have said that this is Hitler; there is no difference in this version and the original. He is, in every form, another Hitler, only this time he is younger and with all the knowledge he had near the end of his life at the end of World War II. Obviously, this means he has even more room to learn and grow. These interviews have said that he is learning at an alarming rate for anyone, let alone a military dictator.

It was after he had taken in all of this new information and new military strategies that it was thought, and told by a few people, that Hitler threw his coup, and demolished the then current German government. When wind that Hitler was back and there were actual, reputable pictures of the former leader of the Third Reich hit the internet, the underground Neo Nazis and supporters of his way of thinking flocked over to Germany in order to support the new Zombie Hitler.

When he finally took control of the German army, he quickly moved into Poland, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, and Latvia. He was met with little resistance at first, considering no one thought these rumors of a Zombie Hitler were actually true. Once it was confirmed through enough sources, and he was seen speaking publicly, action was taken. Russia amassed its army and attempted to stop the rolling German army, but it wasn’t ready when they reached the borders. Russia was crushed, and Hitler had taken control of the giant country.

The United States also was pressured into stopping him, and eventually they did give in. President John Griffin decided it was finally time to act once Russia had been claimed by the Zombie Hitler. He finally called in the reserves, and the United States army, combined with the Navy and Airforce moved into Europe. France let America use it’s airspace and a place to land our ground troops.